If you say ANYTHING, I will ask you five questions you probably don't wanna answer. However, you must answer them, and POST the answers in your JOURNAL or on that day you will surely die.

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Questions:
1. Would you rather snort fire ants or eat a pound of bird shit?

2. How many times a day do you think you have to scratch your balls everytime you itch?

3. If you can say one thing (ANYTHING) to Satan, what would it be?

4. Who is your favorite Naruto character?

5. I never done drugs before. Can I toke it with you one day?

Answers:
1. Hehe... definately the fire ants <sssnnnnnffff> "I'm Tony Montana, chu know?!"

2. it's easy, just use this simple equation:
Ψ=X₁(u₁ )X₂(u₂ )X₃(u₃ )/R(u₁,u₂,u₃ )

3. "My kingdom is great, my will is as strong as yours, and you have no power over me."
-Sarah Williams, Labyrinth

4. It may be clichè, but I like Naruto. He reminds me of myself.

5. How far do you stay from Detroit, and how soon can you get here?